Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
So that went well…
How high doth the triangle project?!
Forever.
RIP Dragon.
That’s a funny looking handprint up there.
It looks like the beast doesn’t know it’s being betrayed, if its still blaming the Kites for leaking arcane secrets.
He is caged now.
And the suspicion is diverted.
Like planned in the previous panel.
So… I wasn’t the only one googling poltroon was I?
Nope. The etymology’s fun BTW.
Takes one to know one.. lols!
Well this worked last time right?
“Zounderkites!”
Last time I read “Hubris” and “Monkeys toying with fire”, did it really end well??
But… Could it be that the “Hubris” would change side???
“Burglars. Poltroons. Assholes.” made me laugh harder than I have in a month. I guess when you’re nigh-immortal, swearing in multiple languages is old hat, so you go for multiple eras instead!
You know you really fucked up when a god calls you an asshole.
Or you’ve really accomplished something. And besides, Coyote is not a god.
When the bad guy calls you “asshole” you know you are close to winning…
At least, by the previous example, we know that it’s irritated….