Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Follow your heart. Or, like, someone else’s.
Ha, great facial hair on that one thing.
That Nirvana album, I forget its name, that’s what this is a parody of.
I think I remember
Wait
Nevermind
Mustachioed, hipster beard, reindeer head baby looks cranky!
The striations on a heart have never reminded me of a toupe as much as they do now. That is almost creepier than the witch leading with her heart. It’s the hairpiece season of the witch.
Need MORE Diktoscape… “Journey Into Mystery”… and darn it .. no flying cloaks either… but still Radicool! 🙂
I get the feeling that our Samurai turned goatie dragon familiar is going to fuck up things for everybody. SOMETHING obviously is, not only because this is FALPO but because we already got our bad Omen from the DIG kid