Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
It’s OK, everyone. It’s a blue light! Come on in – it’s New Age and the ambience is just fine!
Where’d the little demon kids go?
That blue tree hole looks very much like a **cough cough** vagina.
We doing a whole return to the womb thing here ???
No judgments or body shaming intended, but you may want to consult a physician.
Well, good to know I’m not the only one seeing this.
And, Dupes: I’m pretty sure OB meant the general outline, not the glowing center.
“Data, sometimes a cake is just a cake.”
By sheer coincidence, Old Bill, last night’s re-runs on TV included Marie’s Sculpture” from Everybody Loves Raymond.
The corpse guy should take over the witch’s body. I mean, she’s dead, who cares.
The witch’s body has a huge hole in it from where they ripped out her heart. Not sure that optimal living conditions for an inter planetary parasite.
Their’s the draft for a start and probably some rising damp
heartless …