Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Such a heartless woman, that witch…
Apparently.
I bet that stings. Give to the American Heart Association. Other organs accepted as well. See Kickstarter for further details.
Too bad they couldn’t settle for her to give to the American Kidney Foundation…If hooked up to a dialysis machine, she should have been able to live afterwords.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart…
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Kali Ma, Kali Maaaaaaaa…
Tenochtitlan lives … but ding dong, the witch is dead.
Be still my beating heart … it would be better to be cool … it’s not wise to be opened just yet … but let’s throw wisdom to the dogs and perhaps the heart too. Double or nothing, eh? At least then I won’t be a mystical bondservant to an eternal pre-teen.
Man….this is so heartless.
That heart doesn’t look very healthy anyways… this is what smoking does kids… heart disease… look and remember! ( …and she was such a pretty witch.)
You know… That second frame looks an awful lot like the title card from ‘Frenzy’. Both of those guys were also resurrected, and they wouldn’t die from losing a heart either…
Nice visual callback to Frenzy.