Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
…and just like that we’re seamlessly back into the thick of things. Well damn.
“Let’s get this over with” is not the response high on my list of probably responses to learning my heart is about to be ripped from my chest without a functional replacement. Clearly, that’s why I have no magical abilities to speak of.
Perhaps you’ve got ant-magical ones then!
And there’s Yolk dude confirmed… now to wait for the alien rhinodog to make an appearance. š
I bet it’s the settler’s baby as a very slowly aging old man riding the rhino dog as the pack Alpha.
Poor witch.