Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
That… is all the awesome. This is the best reunion ever.
Oh, yeah, sure. I TOTALLY trust those guys. Whatever they say, do it.
I agree. The last one there is speaking honestly, from deep within herself…
So … don’t trust the superficial one? Got it.
Wow! The “Ache” couple – things just keep getting more interesting. I think this is becoming Mike’s “Dark Tower” saga. š
But what happened to the cat?
I think we already lost the cat because Greedy McGlutton has a voracious appetite and little, if any, self-control š
“Greedy McGlutton” is now pilgrim #2’s official name š
Woah! Going for a medley! Who else is still up for appearance?
well someone’s real estate has REALLY devalued of late.
Oh yeah!! I think we might be getting to some big links between the stories!
WTF?!?
wow…. that’s repulsive.
Just hope the “Ancient One” is not our friend Mike and his “domain” is not his computer. That would be disastrous.
(After all, he is the god of False Positive, right? …Right?!)
Stopping this before it begins? Perhaps that’s what our timetraveling spaceman was/is/will be up to.
That desiccated “vessel” still has its bottom right canine… so it shouldn’t be the guy from Ache…
I think the plot twist is going to be the ‘Ancient One’ being the author. I mean, in a very meta sense, he is the cause of all the death and destruction and general insanity that has happened within the world of the story.
Woo. Prediction correct.
Aaah! Aaah! Aaah! Ah … Hmm. Where’s the Japanese dragon, and why can he not save the day? Even perhaps the robot engineer girl? Otherwise, this’ll all be stuff in that creepy collector’s nest, won’t it? Or perhaps the body jumping fellow wants to put all these Johnny come lately horrors in their place.
In the end it’s going to end up all being another source-box hack from Cops n’ Robbers.
o no this will be the last issue…
Yikes. Hubby’s seen better days.
I am going to have to carefully re-read this entire comic, aren’t I? I’m not too mad about that.
Some one get us some dry white toast, four fried chickens and a coke because it looks like the band is getting back together. š
Way to be prescient, Mike.
Well, technically, they can travel through time, so Mike’s just copying the enemies’ moves …