Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
I picked up a girl once in a place called “The Last Ditch…”
Yeah, avoid girls from there.
Crossed arms and a head above them to match the anthology brand. Very subtle, love it.