Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Did that rat seriously mind-control the dude into seppuku?
All that’s missing now is the rest of the swarm coming for dinner :/
I think it was a transformative incantation.
I think this is Ratatouille realizing he picked the wrong host: a cat-lover who works the deep-fryer at McDonalds.
Bwahahahahahaha!
Whaaaaaaaat?
Oh, nice. š
Serves him right for eating that poor ratty. I bet he couldn’t live with the guilt so he stabbed himself.
Run little Rattus rattus. All of Europe is yours to lay waste! Kill! Kill!
I hate to bring it up, but those blue eyes look kinda familiar.
His (its?) eyes are purple.
It is hard to say. In my opinion, I do believe they are blue, but the monochromatic style and the strange glow make it very difficult to tell.
Nope. Purple.
Monitor calibrations may vary, but they’re definitely not turquoise.
Imperial purple with a glow effect. My CRT monitor and my mobile phone both agree.
OOOOooooooohhhhhh….rats….
Gee Brain, what are we going to do tonight? š
“First we’re going to make our escape from this @$$hole who can’t even live with himself. Then we’ll try to take over the world!”
Fun fact: It takes chewing gum 7 years to exit your digestive system. And it takes a Zhu Zhu Pet 34 years to exit that same system!
Interesting it’s a female rat…If you’ve had rats you know how I know. š
Hurry on Sir Lemmiwinks or you will surely die.