Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Understatement of the century.
He didn’t have the power.
Did he have the touch?
He is likely to have more of those in the very near future.
Yep, that definitely eacalated quickly
Yep.
Fin.
End of Season Three.
You should probably summon a therapist, then.
You mean.. ‘had’ some issues… not any more you don’t. Give my regards to oblivion.
*had
PCP, it’s a hell of a drug
Yah don’t say!
As last thoughts go, at least he’s honest with himself.
it’d be hilarious uf it ended with this.
Indeed, it would.
Yeah I mean some people liked thundercats back then, but he didnt stab himself!
I’ll admit. You’ve managed a chuckle from me.
Is that Excalibur in the background there?
And transition to next story.
Issues? YA THINK?
Shortest FP story ever.
just a bit……
“Ask your doctor about the Shard of Narsil… ( possible side-effects of the Shard of Narsil include: death, demonic possession, or the loss of a ring finger…)”
These endings just get more and more abrupt, huh Mike? š
His right side below the diaphragm??? That’s going to hurt like hell and take forever to kill him. On the left at least he could have severed the hepatic artery.
What a dummy! if you sacrifice yourself to summon a demon servant, who’s gonna command the damned thing (pun intended) anyway?
Plot device flasback enabled!