Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
That I did NOT expect…
Neither did the parents, I would imagine…
Well that elevated quickly.
HA!
The baby… rune away…
“Eight fingers, two thumbs? Somatic components, here I comes!”
Diaper run.
You wish, maybe hes gone looking for revenge on some pigeons
…now that was something.
Ina May did not prepare me for this.
Having had twins myself, I half envy them… 😉
LOL. I really did not see that coming. Poor parents.
Nobody saw it coming but we can all see it going…
If Mum has passed out at this point… how the Hell could Dad possibly explain what happened to the second twin?!
simple… she was probably pregnant with one baby.
That’s way worse than leaving the diaper bag at the gas station, and I really love what you’ve done with the website
I like dad’s reaction, he is like just “Oh, I didnt know babies could fly, hmm….”
Yeah, and you thought explaining away the dingos eating your baby was a tough sell…
How do you explain THIS to the HMO and you’re neonatal Docs?
Kids are becoming independent much earlier than before. “Im 18 minutes old, dad. Leave me alone. Geez!”
They grow up so fast!
Two words: “Plausible Deniability.”
“What? No, we’ve got OUR baby right here. Whatever you are talking about must be some kind of mistake. No, it’s quite impossible that my 1 month old was involved in a series of ritual killings in New York City, no matter what your DNA ‘evidence’ says. We’ve never been east of Las Vegas, at least not in the past 10 years . . .”
Brilliant plan. Will apply it nex time I turn into an… all of that and end up human.
Fully expect now sorcery baby to become part of the cast of pseudo-regular sightings in this world.
I’d prefer this story to the classic “you were brought by the stork”.
BTW, they are NOT twins. The purple-eyed one just needed a human womb to complete the transformation….
Should’a held on to that umbilical cord…
That kid is getting up in the world, and at so young of an age. No wonder the older generations feel like they’re getting left behind so quickly.
Eh, Baby Mario was the worst. Good riddance crying brat.
…Well, that was surprisingly considerate of the sorcerer. All things considered.
Assuming that he didn’t take over an existing twin, of course.
Amen. i was horrified he’d consume their only child.
I was honestly beginning to wonder if ‘human’ was one of those middle stages like the others.
wtf
A real coming of age story.
Literally a bildungsroman!
Yes! I was hoping for something like this! The last page’s “transitiony” character was a little too on the nose. Thank you, quasilucid, for keeping our attention up!
Hey, learn to walk first!
Wow, that’s a powerful “incantation!” It went something like ↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A, right?
Well THAT happened…. Not exactly sure what. But strangely awesome.
Why do so many people think there are twins?
i must go now, my people need me