Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
ME: I hope she isn’t going into labor. That would be brutalllll.
Reminds me of the tentacle-baby scene in Men In Black.
LIVE 223?
LEVEE 223?
LV 223?
Option TWO, Option TWO, Option THREE.
Sweetheart, this is hardly the time for that. Just take me to the hospital.
Bwahahahahahaha!
Purple Baby Eyes!
That’s a weird place to stop and give her oral
hooo boy, here comes š
I know you are unaware of the freaky stuff that’s going on, but come on! You could have chosen a way better moment for a cunnilingus session!
(Sorry if my joke ruined the mood š )
Waka! Waka!
Not the best position to give birth – no way to lean back an once she starts pushing convulsively, she ist goin to kick her Hubby right on his ass.
Meh – sqatting on the dirtside of the Road would have been a much less aestetic picture.
I say the baby pops out and eats daddys face right off.
Or something…
Oh No! Coyote ate my new born baby! (Didn’t run far enough dude)
I’m rooting for the baby possessor, because:
A) Neither parent is wearing a seatbelt. She’s *pregnant*, you gormless twerps.
B) This guy obviously restored this car and takes care of it, and she is not *nearly* far enough out the door for the mess that’s about to happen.
When this baby powers up and floats away, it’s going to be an act of CPS-like mercy.