Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
GAAAAH!!! That is SUPER fucking creepy.
Yeah, I don’t think I’d want to be that baby . . . or mother either. When most kids are scribbling on the walls with crayons, he will probably be summoning stuff or casting hexes with the crayon-markings. “Terrible twos?” For this kid, terrible two souls in one body.
Welp… that’s not… good.
what a way to achieve immortality
I don’t think he’s trying to get immortality. I think he’s getting a new identity that will pass every kind of scrutiny…From what I gather, he’s doing this to escape some kind of pursuer or to disavow himself from some serious shit that led him to cast his spell in the first place.
I also think that, with the way all of these stories have been going so far, it won’t work. whatever he’s trying to escape will still find him.
This is feeling more like an evil-protagonist-wins story.
I’d have to be pretty darned content not to notice that a large dragonfly had just merged with my heel!
How remarkable that she has an elevator-like abcess in her foot leading to her womb!g
…aaaaand I did not see that coming. Brilliant as usual, Mr. Mike. 🙂
Now let’s see how bad this goes for the host.
What was wrong with just being an awesome shark?
I wonder if the new baby will have its mother’s eyes or the bug’s.
If the baby winds up with the bug’s eyes, that would certainly “compound” the problem, wouldn’t it?
You know how sometimes one twin eats another in the womb? This is kind of like that, only the devouring twin came from the outside and is terrifying
This won’t end well…
Trouble is afoot!
Oh man, WHY?
….and he landed on her soul. I mean sole…. yes.
And she didn’t flinch? :\
My thoughts exactly. How the HELL did she not feel that?!
Oh, ho, ho
It’s magic you know
Never believe, it’s not so
It’s magic, you know
Never believe, it’s not so
and the distraction of air against her foot at 65-80 mph.
Violet eyes there takes foot fetish to a whole new level.
“good news! the baby is healthy!” those were his last words…… rest in peace Dr. Liam
Of course she didn’t feel it – or rather, pay it any mind. Little rocks and stuff hit arms and feet stuck out of car windows all the time in the desert.