Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Oh. This is not going to end well for that child.
Uh oh. I somehow don’t think he’s gonna smash against the windscreen.
Or at least not just that…
Cute couple, let’s hope a bug warlock doesn’t possess their unborn baby!
Awwww, see you said it, and now it’s gonna happen. You should know better than that! š
I suspect that, even though I *think* I know where this is going, Mike is bound to surprise meā¦
Suddenly a blue whale plops out of the sky and crushes the entire truck. REVENGE.
*Th-Thump!*
“What did we just run over?”
“Whale meat.”
…and a bowl of flowers.
Petunias, to be precise…
Oh, no. Not again.
Buckle up!
Whack the toe, go in and turn into baby Superman, the Master of the Universe…
That’s what me, I and myself, the ruler of Planet Mongo have decided…
other people? shit’s about to go down isn’t it?
Three: Hitting a car and hope for the best
I guess sometimes you ARE the bug, and others you’re the windshield.
This is the point where he transforms into a horse and this car hits it. “It came out of nowhere, officer!” The one time that statement is completely true.
She deserves anything she gets! Not wearing her seatbelt and sticking her goddamn feet out the window.
ME: Who is that Toshiro Mifune looking mofo? #LOL
Bet that couple are not “Deathproof”…
I thought you said are not “Deadpools” at first. That would be the best outcome for this comic strip. Please break the fourth wall!