Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Well, isn’t that nice.
Yeah. Well. Someone just stole your face. So there. You happy now?
And this is why you do not say out your true name. You get your face stolen.
Face-stealing d**k.
Probably better than a d*ck-stealing face.
Probably.
This is why you follow the rules!
Lets face it, something weird is going to happen soon.
Wihout a doubt, he’ll have to face the consequences of his actions.
@npgames
Face it? I lolled
Hey, thats a good one.
her hands look all funny too, now I am wondering if she`s still able to breathe?
Anyway, great page.
What?! Oh, poor girl.