Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
He shares his name first. And now that she knows his real name, well… There’s certain “power” in knowing that, perhaps?
(Yeah, I haven’t guessed any of these right yet š
Actually, “copain” is French for “boyfriend”. The madam decided to call him “Mister Boyfriend”.
I knew there was something about the names.
Oh waaaaait a second… I think I heard this before..
Is this the one where the punchline that she’s his daughter?
Fuck. I did NOT read that.
You did NOT read that *Jedi hand wave*
There, are we cool now? š
Count down to freaky alien/monster femme reveal…3….2…….
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