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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
$2,000 for a day’s work…not too shabby…(at today’s prices)
Hmm, I’m going to guess the previous claim owner found an undergound city made of silver that was infected with a plague that killed him (maybe after drinking from a fountain).
No reason to fret… except the hideous monster that clearly lives there.
Lives there? No nothing lives there…nothing can live inside of Stink Eye.
What about stink?
I suspect they have reason to fret.
“We’ve got no reason to fret.”
haaaaaahahahaha oh boy that’s a good one hahahahaaha whew
Seriously, famous last words.
“The owner mysteriously abandoned a mine full of silver, but we’ve got no reason to fret.”
Famous last words.
It was nice knowing you, Harold.
I mean Rob. Harold might survive this. But probably not.
Yeah, what can possibly go wrong?
Naw nothing to worry about. Someone mysteriously abandoned a 1000$ a day mine for no apparent reason so you have nothing to worry about.
Nah, Rob will probably outlive Harold. Seems like Rob is the main character here. But I don’t think he’ll survive…But hey! No reason to fret…
Ahh, the misbegotten hopes of fools and dreamers.
You should always take measures… not that they’d help in this case.
Lovecraft Ghouls lairing in the uncovered underground city deep int he mine – “…heh-heh.. there’s a sucker born every minute up there! Get the flensing knives ready boys…’fresh’ white meat is back on the menu!!!”
Joel: What would you like to bet that the real owners of the mine are seven little guys who sing “hi-ho” whenever they can’t remember the words?
Crow: Oh no, not this time. I still remember when you conned me in that My Little Ponies vs. Godzilla showdown wager.
Or maybe the previous owner was bitten by a werewolf so he had to abandon the mine since it was lethal to him now.
Course then you may still have the wolfies around, but they could be safe so long as they stay in the mine. At least til food and water give out. š
That tunnel doesn’t look like any mine tunnel I’ve seen that was hacked out with human efforts. It looks a little organic, like the inside of a worm’s burrow. I’m assuming that look was intentional…
Oh no! They’ve caught the dreaded Exposition Virus!
… It’s already too late.