Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Kali Ma… Kali Ma… Kali Ma Shakti de
Dont worry, it’ll grow back…
” Stallion, the Eternal mounted the mare of time”
I’d just like to congratulate thegreatgp on a pretty close prediction.
I NEED A DAILY DOSES OF ENTRAILS TEARED OUT TO STAY GOOD
“My sweet foollish Elric… I was ALWAYS much more evil than thou…”
Shadow: “… I love you too Bob.”
Detective: “My name is not Bob.”
Take my heart away, I can’t live much longer.
The way I did before you found me.
So that’s whose heart it was. That’s what you get for wanting to play with forces beyond your comprehension.
And I just noticed that the shadow took it in its own hand. So they’re not limited to manipulating the bodies of humans. Gross.
No Luv for you sweety.. its all Heartache…
“He’s a HEARTBREAKER…!!”
“He’s gonna break your heart! Girl he’s gonna tear your life apart!!!”
“He’s a HEARTBREAKER…!!”
Evisceration is how lovers say, “I don’t agree with you.”
Wonder what Grissom and his minions will make of this crime scene?
I imagine CSI:FP would be a very short season as all the main characters would end up in the asylum pretty quickly trying to figure these out. š
Still, I’d watch it.
Now, that’s a great idea for a future episode…
He belongs to a very elite class of people for whom tearing out a person’s heart with their hand is a valid way to end an argument.
Honestly, I don’t know why anyone ever listens to them.
I’d say that this is heartbreaking, only that her heart is still whole. Her body, however, is missing something vital now. I guess he quite literally stole her heart.
Joel: That was disheartening.
Servo: I guess she’s no longer his heartthrob.
Crow: Give to the American Heart Association . . . but, please, next time send cash.
FALCON PUNCH!
Guess it going to be difficult to get the 12A certificate.
Her heart on his sleeve … quite a twist.