Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Well there’s a twist for ya’!
Whoa, that took a turn for the not so horrifying. The plot thickens.
Really? A talking burn cadaver walks in on a couple who got so caught up in the throes of rending each other apart that they started kissing, and things have taken a turn for the “not so horrifying?”
Really?
Well, yeah. They’re just having a conversation about demonic possession as opposed to, I don’t know, vomiting alien bone-spiders all over each other. For this comic, it’s practically pleasant!
Cockblocked by a walking corpse. Achievement unlocked.
Only worth 5 points??? Damn you achievement system!
Mr Jones and me……..
Well this was certainly unexpected and suprisingly civil.
Maybe Jones is gonna provide some background now?
Our handy detective is now the flask!
They all take this remarkably in their stride.
Here we keep expecting a sudden ending on some twisted scenario and you keep moving the plotline comfortably along. How DARE you sway from the expected norm?!? š
Yes, how dare you!? Now I feel I’m going to be more upset than usual when it ends!
I’m confused…
So apparently Jones’ self-immolation was ineffective. Just what the hell are they dealing with, anyway?
@Ricky I laughed so hard xD
And yeah, that’s one hell of a twist!
What, no threesome then?
I wish I could “like” this comment.
Her expression in Cell 2 is PRICELESS! š
. . . and now that “they” have been released from the flask, they are wandering around and “talking” to everyone. So that’s how the Zombie Apocalypse got started.
I’ve seen enough porn to know where this is going…
Welcome to the Hotel California.
But if Jones figures out a way to end it won’t they all die? For good? Maybe he should let it be. They can all be immortal.
I gotta be honest, when i first read this through i immediately thought of jones being played by john hurt…these are done so well, mike, you are truly a gifted artist and story-teller!
So now the question is: Where IS the artifact?