Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Honey, I’m home!
Well this is awkward…
“Its not what it looks like.. er honest!”
“I only stuck my boned him a little. I fell honest.”
Wow I cant grammar today.
shit just go real.
The tension is excruciating.
I hope it lasts…
You know, considering how many bullets that fellow has taken (also how many ulnas to the heart), I’m not terribly surprised to see more grisly injuries strolling about.
I’m really hoping this turns into an extra long one. I’m really liking this one.
….and then he killed them both, reassembled the artifact and went into the sunset. Just as planned.
Beautiful! lol!
Apropo of Absolutely nothing, a dessicated corpse man walks in! Hoooorrraaaayyyyyy?
So is that Jones? Or Mr. Chandler? We know Mr. Chandler was found dead, but we don’t know how he died, do we?
I’m thinking three-way. These shadow people obviously delight in how deviant a scenario they can force people into. I was right before, let’s see what else happens.
Threeway all the way!
Dun dun duuuuun!
threesome and they all melt together?
This is complete lack of tact! He is not wearing any pants!
Believe it or not, I’ve seen weirder pornos than this.
Hope I’m not late for that threesome guys
No one else has said it, so I must: “Oh, my God! It’s my husband!”
Hey wait, I think I saw this guy in Hellraiser. He was probably attracted by all the blood they spilt everywhere. If it the same guy, he’ll lap up the blood, take the other guy’s skin, and then try to make it with the woman.
Ew… Just in time??
“Uh… so yeah… turns out I can’t burn to death now. Ooops! LOL”
This made me laugh so hard I cried a little bit.
“Oh no, your husband is coming!”
“But I’m a widow!”
“BUT THEN WHO WAS HUSBAND”
He burns himself alive to throw off his enemies! He Bursts through doors with dramatic tension…he is…CHARCOAL MAN!
Wait, who is the dead guy? The guy who got burned or her hubby? I think it’s Jones because he looks burned.