Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
I hear Tom Jone’s “Love is in the Air”
hahaha. oh man you sure nailed it!
Let the sweet demon love making commence!
Foreplay has never been so intense!
Ripping out one’s guts is not even considered that intense in this case!
Ahwaaa! 🙂 Ain’t love grand! 🙂
“I disemboweled her she stabs me int he heart… gotta be TRUE LOVE! You always hurt the ones you… “
They do this every weekend…
Okay, that’s just plain weird. Getting it on while having your guts hanging out.
And did she just stab him with a bone from her forearm?
Imagine the hangover when these two wake up from their demon trance.
I had to reread to be sure, but she did actually stab him with a piece of her ulna bone.
Yep.. she sure did…! HARD CORE!
I wonder if he is considering garroting her with her own entrails?
What was it Freud said about the Id again?
WHAT?! You’re telling me that this thing was an aphrodisiac all along?!
seriously a love/hate relationship lol
Ew.
you’d think entrails being pulled out would not bring about romance. But maybe that’s just me.
he went with her gut feeling.
So earlier what Jones had was actually an orgy?
I’ve played rpgs for 7 years now. i’ve seen everything. even in this comic nothing was *way* out the line for me. until this strip… THIS is something that just did it! Annoying, wrong, powerful, sadistic and irrational… PERFECT! My thoughts; Her intestines where in the way of carrying the spawn and his heart was the last bastion of remorse of him impregnating her.
I say he’s going for her neck. Or tongue or something.
oh, so it didn’t end on page 22. I feel… odd. hm.
also: holy cringe at stabbing with a bone from your own forearm. o_O’
Told you it was just foreplay.
Seriously, dude, I was just kidding about the makeup sex.
I am now horny.
Joel: In the end he says, “Was it good for you?” then falls asleep.
Servo: I have heard it is bad to have unprotected sex, but I had no idea protection meant two armed guards and chain mail.
Crow: So that’s how shadow monsters make porn flicks.
“How I met your father.”
This is aesthetically engaging. I can’t tell if a climax has yet been reached. How can the tension build from here? The last time I thought that about a False Positive Comic my question was answered when the entire Earth was destroyed. Anyway, I am anxious to see how this concludes.
I fu**ing knew it! Wrathchild here we come!
I can’t believe the guy who kept saying this was just foreplay was right all along. Whoa. Kudos, good sir.
Barry White: “…Can’t get enough of your love, babe…”
Called it.
CSI is going to have one hell of a time figuring out what happened here.
Assuming anyone on the planet survives the release of what was trapped in the artifact the guy broke when he stepped on it.
oy . bring on teh squishy
It’s getting hot in here. So take out all your bones.
Well, she IS prettier than his secretary. Though this is a odd twist to the ‘femme fatale’ story element…
Wow. Just . . . wow. I was amazed by the fight scene here, and then disturbed that all the previous jokes made about it being foreplay seem to have been correct.