Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Yeah ok this is not going to end well for, lets face it, anybody.
does it ever?
Just imagine the marvelous evil released into the world!
Im looking forward to see more T,T
A “conduit to power” ?
More like a conduit to being an arsehole.
Still getting shot, still moving. This kind of situation puts hair on your chest.
Or, you know, lead.
But my feelings are with the poor armchair who never asked for anything better than to stay out of trouble, and now just got shot.
Man, watch the smug look it’s been giving the whole time. He deserved it.
They’re about to “jazzer-slay” one another!
Now this is what I call going berserker
Don’t worry guys, this is just foreplay.
“No. Don’t do that, don’t do that. If you shoot him you’ll just make him mad”
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang! š
well, her eyes are red too. why would she need a gun?
excite.
“…And that’s how I met your brood-mother.”
You know the old saying,. don’t bring a gun to an uber-fiend fight. š
Pure, beautiful rage released in a symphony of beauty
I predict the secretary coming back, and them both turning on her. Then they’ll talk things out over a round of coffee and ribs.