Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
I first read it as “I’m setting myself on FIRE”
Yes… yes, I can see that.
I read the same thing first time.
Shiiiiit. You know something is bad if you’re willing to set yourself on fire to get out of it.
Sweet, eye-contact transferring killing sprees!
Not cool, bro.
“I smelled the fire before I saw it. Also, bacon.”
wait, so even though he passed the pendant to the private eye, there is still a burden? I don’t get it.
He can’t live with the memory of his actions?
Such a calm and rational conversation for being on fire.
Yeah, almost as if being in fire was nothing compared to what he’s been through.
Oh ..HELL! This is Sooo messed up! “Bad Crispy!”
No more Clowning around! It’s time to get Violating!
Man, if this comic ends with the narrator making eye contact with the audience, I think my heart might just stop *_*
> Professional Mole
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….Oh geeze, that WOULD be bad!
i read somewhere that the exception from passing out from pain is when you’re on fire. because then you need to stay conscious in order to find water. I don’t know if it’s true, but f*, if it is, it must be one of the most horrible ways to die!
This is somehow making me think of “Lord of Illusions” with Scott Bakula. Loved that movie.
Jones: “I’m setting myself free. The burden is yours now.”
. . . and freedom stings a little.
Just because the object has been passed Christ, does not mean the vessel has been accepted.
So if i burn myself to ashes and bone the next vessel MUST be accepted unless your carrying a death-demi-godling…then you’re boned either way…
Oh, wow. I did not expect this at all, holy crap.