Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Well that’s hardly a good start…
Indeed, KT. Not a good start at all.
Well, you never know, it might actually be a nice story. It might just be a… false positive. (buh-dum-tish)
Looks like this next story is going to get …
/puts on sunglasses
… right to the heart of the matter.
YYEEAAHH!
And I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
No, no!
That made me laugh quite a bit, thanks. š
FATALITY!!!
Yummy
I can’t wait man, been loving everything to this point.
It might just be an improvised heart transplant!
The ‘classic horror of the silver screen era’ look to this chapter’s title graphic over to the left is very awesome. Kudos.
What is so bad on tasty human heart? š
Give to the American Heart Association.
I like the alliterative transition. A new hand comes into play.
I like it.
Now that’s a transition.
That last story makes me hate spiders
Aww. She died. š
For some reason, I’d always thought they were just asking for money . . .