Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
uh oh…. half naked blonde chick alert!! Monster in 3….2….1………
Oh… fancy meeting you here!
Hm, there seems to be something odd about her shoulder blades. Bat wings surgically removed because your prey becomes wary when he knows you are a succubus?
Seems kind of odd for a professional grade robbery. “Something imported” as opposed to, say, “something small and very valuable” makes this seem more like a high stakes scavenger hunt. Something strange is going on here, but then we already knew that.
i don’t see anything odd about her back.
he’s talking about sending somebody on the worst beer run ever.
All i see is giggityAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!
Is this a gta reference?
YOU HAD ONE JOB CJ!
Web_MST3K, I think they’re just talking crap about something unrelated to the current job. Could be wrong.
They’re just chatting away while on the job. I guess they didn’t time their robbery as well as they thought.
Well at least the blonde might be cute! 🙂
O’Doul’s! Proof that leprechaun pee is pure and tasteless. It’s the diet of shamrocks that does it.