Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
They better not configure those pool balls into any shape resembling a star or all hell’s gonna break loose!
Holy crap. A complete Gutenberg would be worth millions. It’d probably be harder to sell than steal, though, so maybe half that on the black market. Which is still millions.
Yeah I’m still around. š
The Gutenberg Bible is also known as the 42-line Bible or the B42.
I have a funny feeling I know who they’re stealing from…
Someone who’s been around for a long time and has a taste for all things pheasanty?
He didn’t venture out until the 20th century.
A time traveler?
What if it were the original owner of the concoction briefcase? I’ve been waiting for a callback to that forever. That would fucking rule