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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
“But why doesn’t my mask have three holes?”
“Dammit Frank, since you screwed up the last job, you’re lucky we can afford masks at all.”
Next scene “the masks eat their faces”
Ah, a theater run crew breaking into presumably a directors home?
Also, yeah,
“So I thought we were all supposed to go with like ninja masks…”
“Dude, you don’t even have a ninja mask. Michelle’s mask is a ninja mask. You have individual eye holes.”
“I mean come on man, we’re not going skiing. We should look like cool thieves in professional masks.”
“Frank, why don’t you take a hint from your lack of a mouth hole, and shut up.”
Hey! What happened to “Inkoutbreak” where I was following this comic…are they out of business?
I am told they are currently having issues, but working on a solution.
Robber 2 : Damn, I can’t see fuckin’ shit outta
this thing.
He sticks his fingers in the.eye holes, and rips, trying to make the
holes bigger, he only succeeds in making-visibility more obscured.
Robber 1 : Are we ready, or what ?
Robber 2 : Hold on I’m fuckin’ with my eye holes
Shit …I just made it worse.
He rips. it off his head in frustration.
Robber 3: I can’t see shit either.
Robber 5:Who made this goddamn shit?
Robber 2: Willards wife.
Robber 4: Well make you own goddamn masks!
Robber 1: Look nobody’s saying they don’t appreciate
what Jenny did.
Robber 5 :Well if all I hadda do was cut a bag, I
could cut it better then this…….
The ‘D’ is silent hillbilly…
2 female robbers and 3 male…just thought i should note that because it took me a few minutes to realize this fact
I guess the Scooby Doo gang has ben having some tough times recently.
Two girls, three men. One bondage story.
I enjoyed this story, but why are their lips so cracked? Ever hear of Chapstick?