Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
No OBVIOUS weapons… maybe it’s a surprise party? I know… they’re delivering Girl Scout Cookies!!
They’re probably running towards the pool. Late night pool party, woot!
The heads on the idols look familiar.
The bodies of the idols should seem familiar too – goddess figures
Flask…? 🙂
The head of the statues looks like the artifact from frenzy.
Looks like a more ostentatious version of the house from Exile.
Is someone about to be made an offer they can’t refuse?