False Positive: A Horror, Sci-Fi & Fantasy Webcomic Anthology

Discussion (22) ¬

1. 
   Shi-Shi B.

   2014/12/23, 4:02 PM | # | Reply

   Awesome as always.
2. 
   Binky

   2014/12/23, 4:10 PM | # | Reply

   No wonder the witch is afraid to show up in person, what with Mr. Mandible-Evacuation here.
3. 
   CraftMused

   2014/12/23, 4:54 PM | # | Reply

   holy shit. what’s pop’s ancient punching technique that dismembers a jaw with a single punch?

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     Tux

     2014/12/23, 5:22 PM | # | Reply

     He works out. *nod*

     • 
       Mooglet

       2014/12/24, 12:50 AM | # | Reply

       If i could “like” your comment i would, you made me snort.
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     jamiah93

     2014/12/23, 5:43 PM | # | Reply

     Pheasant.

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       CraftMused

       2014/12/29, 9:22 PM | # | Reply

       lol! just went back to exile and only now I got this XD
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     Web_MST3K

     2014/12/24, 7:40 AM | # | Reply

     They are the father and daughter team from the previous False Positive story titled “Exiled.” After eating the flesh of an alien, they were endowed with superhuman strength, immortality, and a kickass damage resistance. So remember, kids, eat your alien. It’s good for you.

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       CraftMused

       2014/12/26, 12:50 PM | # | Reply

       remember the story, must’ve missed the super strength part tho!

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         Torn

         2014/12/27, 12:11 PM | # | Reply

         I remember the comment: “Ever wondered what the sound of girlfist punching through a human skull would be like? Now you know.”

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           patrickmcevoy

           2014/12/29, 11:59 AM | #

           That’s right – “Skopch” – the sound of super-strength in action.
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           CraftMused

           2014/12/29, 9:22 PM | #

           Had to go back and read it all. Still great =) I kinda want him to pee on the witch now XD
     • 
       luminousvein

       2014/12/28, 6:54 AM | # | Reply

       and it tastes like pheasant! mmmm …… pheasant 😀
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     Guest

     2014/12/26, 9:40 AM | # | Reply

     Found In (the path of) His Hand
4. 
   vlan2k

   2014/12/23, 6:01 PM | # | Reply

   Outstanding!!!
5. 
   SrPilha

   2014/12/24, 2:29 AM | # | Reply

   Beheading someone a good head taller than you in a single axe blow is definitely not a minor feat. Same goes for hitting them on the upper part of the head, she must have jumped pretty high too.

   Not that I would know any of this from personal experience, of course. Don’t go getting any ideas. o_o’

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     Zeltu

     2014/12/24, 6:29 AM | # | Reply

     Yeah… right… I guess. xD
     Brazilian hu3s to you!
   • 
     dude

     2014/12/24, 8:12 AM | # | Reply

     We don’t know how many swings, but she has the strength (see Exiled) and reach to do it in one. That axe is about as tall as her. Swinging overhead, she could bring the axe down on Andre the Giant’s head… when he was a live and standing. (Try swinging around a broom and see what you can strike.)
     The only reason she would need to jump would be to add flare to those moves for bonus points from the judges.
6. 
   Nicole

   2014/12/24, 7:59 PM | # | Reply

   Lol,
   merry Christmas!
7. 
   sunphoenix72

   2014/12/25, 5:40 PM | # | Reply

   “I’m not a slave of a GOD who doesn’t Exist!!!”
8. 
   luminousvein

   2014/12/28, 6:52 AM | # | Reply

   i love the look on the daughter’s face, it’s not even concentration or exertion, it’s more like annoyance or contempt for the petty. hehe, would be interesting to see the kinds of tricks she’s picked up from the witch over the decades of captivity.
   after all, just because you’re bound by blood magicks doesn’t mean you can’t learn some for yourself. -_^
9. 
   IrinAkae

   2014/12/28, 2:59 PM | # | Reply

   and I’m like “oh, that one’s cute!”