Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Ooh, she’s a lot more merciful than most of the supernatural/mystically inclined people we’ve seen in these stories.
Ooooooh, I hope she is Momma. I love this link up of stories.
Ohhhhh..Momma! She’s a hottie…especially when she’s casting deadly eldritch horror spells! 🙂
From which story?
Lady, that’s not how you throw up the horns.
Ah, if only you’d been a slightly better shot. And had blood magic infused bullets. And a caster gun.
Holy shit, she’s throwing up the Voorish Sign. That’s bad.
How do you know its the Voorish sign? It was never described in cannon H.P. Lovecraft.
But if it is… that’s an odd reaction…there is nothing invisible here – the gunwoman is clearly obvious. Unless… she is planing to cast something even more powerful and needed the added ease the Voorish sign provides for casting a Mythos Spell.
Maybe you mean the Red Sign of Shudde M’ell? That’s certainly offensive and deadly!
…. wait for it….. … UBER GEEK <— right here! 🙂
The Voorish Sign gets described in some ancillary fiction. 😉 I figure it might be powering up the Red Sign or Shriveling, considering the state of the corpse upstairs.
Hmmm… with the bloody stain and mess on the floor.. I’d think “Song of Hastur” would be much more appropriate… and grizzly!
THIS IS FALSE POSITIVE! If its not gory… and messy… your reading the wrong Web-comic!
{Though I do really hate to see women mutilated.. it sickens my heart. Butchering women offends my chivalrous streak that demands women be loved, respected and cherished as delicate works of art that brighten men’s hearts and fill our dreams with visions of heaven. So yeah.. I hate “slasher” flicks too. lol!}
We’re probably overthinking it, but in a fun way. 😀
Umm.. reverse “Shocker”?
Aimed at the only remaining lady in the group?
This is gonna be very bad.
Just a curious thing I found, Mayu on Sentinel did the same sign with her hands. to shutdown her suit… http://falsepositivecomic.com/2013/07/04/sentinel-page-21/
Oooo….This is gonna be messy, isn’t it….
Huh… the… ‘Dame does NOT ABIDE!’ Lebowski would be so disappointed.
“Hey there Chill out babe you need to let that ‘mean’ go! Hey, you need that Persian rug over there? That would so y’know complete the Feng Sui I go going on in my bedroom!”
— hey my previous post reply to Jim Hague is gone? What gives.. did I say something… Mortals were not meant to hear or read? 🙂
So yoga pants are now also popular choices for breaking and entering? It’s like there’s nothing they can’t do!
How could she MISS a target less than 15 ft away?! Not that it matters, of course… she’s wearing a red t-shirt under her sweater.
Looks at least 25′ to me. For anyone but an expert sharpshooter not being threatened in the heat of the moment, it’s actually very easy to miss a target, even if they’re closer than this and the weapon is accurate. This is why handguns are semi-auto and come with multiple-bullet cartridges. 🙂 This is also why you aim for center of mass rather than head shots (as she does correctly, above).
This is also why you try not to get into situations where you need to use them in the first place (as she does not).
And as an ex-cop she interprets this as gangsign and unloads her entire magazine into blondie.
I am betting the next update will include the patience, forgiveness, and healing we have come to expect from False Positive. In other words, someone is going to suffer a horrific death.
Always, ALWAYS go for the headshot…