Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Run now. Fast !
Ah, now I see. Wondered how you’d open that safe.
He has the key.
Get it?
The key.
I’m here all week.
*slowclap*
…try the waitress and tip the veal
A safe covered in glowing runes revealed by a tuning fork.
Probably something completely normal inside…
Probably tax documents
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!
Okay, now I’m thinking those may not all be movie props and the proprietor may not be a movie/videogame fan/geek.
A bible? There wasn’t one in their hotel room?
All of that eldritch stuff out in the open, and the Bible needs to be locked up? It must be afraid to come out.
My new theory: this is Mike’s house, and Mike is a very shapely woman.
Either way, you don’t get this kind of inside information about a paranormal lock without a paranormal source.
There’s also an old camera now that was obscured by one of the thieves, down by the typewriter… I feel like I should REALLY recognize it as an artifact… This is going to eat at me all day.
The Godfather?
It can steal your soul.
Maybe the Camera from Stephen king’s Sun Dog story?
It’s The Gutenberg Bible. Also known as the 42-line Bible, the Mazarin Bible or the B42. B-42 was mentioned on page 8.
Notice how the author conveniently turns away from the rumors about the owner of the place…………
Temptng! But what if I accidentally come up with a fake e-mail that opens a portal into an eldritch dimension? : \
Yes yes…search some more..open the gate…
Why do I think head thief is deliberately misleading his team, and hapless assistant thief is going to be a sacrifice?
I’m also beginning to think this isn’t about a Gutenberg…
“You think opening this safe is hard? You have to play the Moonlight Sonata to open the toilet.”