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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
I’m okay with this guy. I didn’t mean to bite him so much.
A certain dentist is another story entirely.
“Big fish eat little fish”
The one following the bloodtrail always thinks he’s the apex predator. 🙂
That’s… not how a tourniquet works.
Maybe he googled “how to stop bleeding neck wound.”
“Stop the bleeding. Place a sterile bandage or clean cloth on the wound. Press the bandage firmly with your palm to control bleeding. Maintain pressure by binding the wound tightly with a bandage or a piece of clean cloth.”
Maybe he googled “how to cosplay Eskimo vampire.”
OPPS looks like he choked himself to unconsciousness.
He’s on all fours. Now the fur will begin to sprout, the face will elongate into a snout, and a bushy tail will appear. Then he will fall into love with the fox and tear up the face of some other hunter.
No horns though….
I’m still rooting for him. C’mon man, make it home safely, have a nice dinner with your family and a great story to tell your grandkids!
…mmmmMy fellow americans. Let me be clear, this looks..rrreally bad. But I can assure you…ttttthat everything is fine. Now, lets…head back to the village, and(*THUD*)