Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
hah! Lightning. And what shall he say the aliens are?
Second cousins once removed, from your great-aunt’s second marriage with that man she’s never properly introduced to the family. You’ve never seen *those* up close.
At least that’s what I say every time.
I laughed so hard. XD
If you think the family’s in-laws are troublesome, you haven’t yet had trouble from the family’s outlaws…
I’m thinking it is the next prisoner being marooned.
Simple. The aliens are Jehova’s Witnesses.
Or the Avon Lady calling…
Avon caaalling! ~♥
What is your bidding with this planet, oh Lord Ming the Merciless?
AMWAY… and none too soon. Did you see the condition of those tunics?
hmm… I’m now wondering, after that rather hasty withdrawal and odd explanation, if maybe these two are self-exiled from the modern world… could be the man is on the run from someone (or something), or possibly both are just adrift in time…
Poor guy lives on a weapons firing range.
Perhaps it is the child that was exiled and someone or something is coming back to get her. That’s my guess on this one
That looks …. suspiciously knowing from “Father Pigherder”.
And yes, I`m back, intentional pause from the comic to avoid to have to wait for pages. ^^
I’m a little late to the party, but that kids face in panel one is the creepiest thing I’ve seen in falsepositive to date.
I’m impressed that the shack is sturdy enough to still be so solid, after being hit by a sonic boom that was able to knock a full grown adult completely off his feet. I apparently greatly underestimated the building’s quality. :p
Also, good girl, keeping a hold of the axe.