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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
tastes like chicken.
No it tastes like pheasant.
Num yum. Why haven’t there been more stories where they eat the alien? And this is totally like the oppisite of all the pulp sci-fi of the fifties where astronauts go to distant planets where aliens try to eat them.
Don’t eat it! It’s made of people!…
ALIEN people!
If Soylent Green is people, then Soylent Blue (color of the alien blood) is aliens.
Funny, archaeology, by caves findings, tell us that stone age men, except in times of famines, where not cannibal…yet, at dawn of civilization, settled people usually where raging cannibals, like the Aztecs, Africans, Assyrians, Northern Europeans…so the Alien would have been safer with the lone hunter than rioting villagers, provided he did not attack first…bet this space “thang” was too hungry to be fast enough!
how does cannibalism enter into it?
The old man attacked first though.
There could be a possibility that because aliens evolved differently from us that they won’t be very nutritious and may even be poisonous to us. Girl! STOP EATING!
+1 for Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal!
I’m just glad we got supper resolved without her getting a beating over it, after that ingratitude on the previous page!
Pheasants tastes like chicken.
I wonder… could there be side effects to eating this alien meat…? Let’s find out!
Soylent Blue is the best !
As I said before, “Do you want some Extraterrestrial with your ham?”
I guess it would not have made much difference for anyone to say, “I come in peace.”
I really hope this does not come back to bite them.
This story is delicious!
“how does cannibalism enter into it?”
Civilized sentient beings are not supposed to kill but to help each others…behave like a Conquistador, end up on the spit…fair enough!
But what has that got to do with cannibalism? Nobody in this story is eating anyone of the same species.
Some people such as myself, who read a lot of science fiction/fantasy, take a looser interpretation of cannibalism to mean eating people period, regardless of species. I’m guessing that’s what he means, even if it isn’t technically cannibalism.
Lots of interesting tidbits of info on this page. Great story so far!
Of course that the girl became the (greek?) goddess from the Detained after eating the alien’s meat.
I really want to know what happened to the pig they killed in the morning. Did they decide to smoke or salt it instead?