Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
looks like someone is getting voted off the island…
So… who else totally didn’t see this coming? Way to keep us on our toes Mr. Walton.
the little girl followed the old man and now proceeds to bury the proverbial ax in the alien’s forehead.
sorry guys š
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Axed in the back of the head by his daughter.
Where oh where is a little girl with a big axe when you need one???
i bet the kid was fallowing him and smashed aliens head now.. š
Shoulda’ stuck with the spear. But that’s what little girls are for I guess.
Poor guy. He probably just wanted to get home.
Man, that arm is going to be a rough injury to recover from out there in the wilds. :/ Also, seconding the idea that the little girl has come to save the day, although I’m remembering that there was a second crash-landing of some sort.