Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Danger Will Robinson!
David Blaine doing the same thing.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
This is why you stab the alien invader in the FACE. Not the shoulder. I mean, he’s probably got six of those. At best you’ll get his dominant arms shoulder and mildly inconvenience him in the future when he has to use strangergrip to wank it to his deviant alien pornography.
aliens dont stand a chance vs a spartan whose territory you’ve just invaded and he has a little girl back at his hut.
That was right un-neighbourly of him.
Well, if he didn’t screw humanity by pissing on the ship, then he just screwed us all by stabbing him randomly. xD Fuck.