Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
You pee on the thing; that’s what happens.
WHAT WHERE YOU DOING TO MY SHIP!?!!?!?! I JUST GOT THIS BABY DETAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess the guy needed a robot to show him how to properly piss…
I say, I wasn’t expecting that many limbs. Groovy!
Seems like he’s done this before. š
Who? Mr. Nine-Limbs or the guy with the spear?
The guy with the spear. It looks like he pissed on the craft for a reason. And though he looked surprised when the object popped out the top, he didn’t run, but waited with spear ready.
I thought it was pretty clear that he was urinating to put out the fire…. seems like a normal thing to do if you are looking at something on fire and you need to pee… even if there is a river close by. Why not? He doesn’t have a toilet and he has to pee somewhere.
That’s probably the same river he and the girl get their drinking water from; don’t want to piss there. So, he decides to MULTITASK!
Well he was clearly a soldier in the past, so his first instinct would be to grab his weapons and face a potential threat, rather than offering his back as a target.
looks like he pissed them off
Haha nice one
I bet it’s multiple creatures in one suit.
And heeeerz the three legged Puppeteer from Larry Niven’s “Ringworld”…
So, out comes the alien… or whatever… he has raised his spear… it seems like we are about to the climax… or the money shot. You have me on the edge of my seat sir.
Kinda seems like this one is being dragged out. But you know what you are doing, and are great at it. Keep up the good work.
I can’t wait for the next page! Perhaps these two were exiled for losing their third part? I can’t wait for the twist!
“Assimilation Commence”