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Good News for People Who Like Bad News
01-18-24
Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Hey, when ya gotta go, you gotta go.
oh. right. real mature. like THAT’s going to help.
seriously, though, I’m completely stumped as to what will come of all this. I wanna knowwww!! 🙂
pissing on the space craft, classy.
When in doubt wizz on it??
When encountering a hot metal object, cool it off with any available liquid. Hopefully the cooler liquid will force the hot metal to warp/crack.
You’d think the nearby stream (mere inches away) would provide cooler water for that task than one’s hot bladder….
Hope it’s not some alien catfish fish inside that swims up your pee …
He’s just marking his property.
that’s one way to put out fire
Perhaps he is cooling it off so that he can touch it.
Well, the guy isn’t from the future after all. :o)
Joel: If the alien inside that spacecraft is an ambassador on a diplomatic mission, the human race is hosed.
Servo: On the other hand, if the alien is a sapient plant, it might think the human is offering it lunch.
Crow: That’s an image file I didn’t need to process!
He’s probably just checking to see how hot it is, or cooling it down so he can examine it.
any liquid available ? he’s next to a river! He’s just greeting the alien
I, for one, find his actions to be perfectly logical given the apparent time period and the tools at his disposal… but I’d be lying if I said I expected it.
I wonder if there was something alive inside the capsule, and whether it’s still alive after the atmospheric entry and crash-landing… but knowing you, you’ll beat all our expectations soon enough.
Hey, what kinda designes are those? Do they tell us something? Anyone study hyroglyphs and stuffs?
I’d be absolutely pissed if that happend to me.
Didn’t anybody notice that the spaceship half lies in the water? I don’t think it’s necessary to piss on it x)
I’m guessing, then, from the original mushroom cloud, that this “exile” was being shot at, and that neutral ground just happened to be caught in the crossfire. I hope that doesn’t lead to, y’know, more “FIRE ZE MISSILES” moments.
Hum yes…or that could be a bomb and not a ship….the spartan guy pee on it, that triggers the bomb and we discover this to be a nuclear device and we have a happy end Ă la “Constriction”.
SO he recognizes the ship, and he really really hates it and whatever it might represent.
Late to the comic, But I’m sure he is Peeing on it to cool it off/put out the fire
Im pretty sure I would have done that too {even tho there is a river there lol}
There were distinctly two events. First the explosion ON THE GROUND, then the ship crashing into the ground.
What was the other explosion.
If you look back at it, though, you’ll see that there was the blast on the ground, and then we saw the first cloud already billowing up into the sky. When you have something hitting the ground at high speed, you’ll see the impact (if you happen to be looking that way) just a second or so before the sound/shock wave catches up to you, due to the difference between light and sound wave speeds. So it makes sense that they would have felt a boom before realizing something had hit, and then turned to see the cloud.
This page made me chuckle quite a bit. 🙂 And is it just me, or does he seem to have aimed for that one, specific spot with his spear?