Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
That is the cutest Demon I ever saw!
Awwww so cute! :3
NICE! When are they gonna put those in Minecraft?
Yep. It was a totally legit and not-at-all monstrous bear…or lion. Ya know, whichever. They’re basically the same type of critter anyway, right?
Huh, kinda early for the Monster of the Week. This should be very interesting.
Bolshoi, what if it’s not the monster of the week, but the monster of the DAY? Oh noes! What else will they awaken in the depths of the mine of doom!
Aw, he’s kind of cute. He just wanted a bone to chew on…
Awwwwwwwww! There’s a demon somewhere tacking up ‘lost puppy’ signs and being all sad.
Looks like a sharpei? Triceratops….who needs a wrinkle scratch? But it looks like I better be a heck of a Shaman to do it.
yeas. wow…a sharpei rinocerousy thingie!
Its a ceratopsian sharpei-shartopsian. oops- maybe BAD wordcombo- Oh that could be a messy nasty critter:)-
Hattip to Deikon for the wrinkledog recognition… My sis had one- it didn’t click at first-Transfixed by that “dinorhinostyle” horn-I’m a geology guy…
So THAT’S where the other silver miner went! nomnomnom…
Wait…Hmmm- flashback to mercury poisoned bear B-horror flick-pops into head…amalgam poisoned? Cinnabar anyone?
So a pickaxe did wound it- not as likely in my head if it was supernatural?? What do I know-lol… If it bleeds it dies! Hopefully!
Boss-Quasilucid–I have so dug your illustrated short stories(art + story)!! Thanks for many many thought provoking details, vivid renditions, and the plot lines and twists. I really can’t Thank You enough other than to heartily wish you as much success as you wish for!
Carry On!
~JO:)
Momma demon’s not going to be happy about that pickaxe.
Disproportionate eyes, paws, and tail. This is a baby. Watch it, guys — mom’s around somewhere, and she’s gonna be MAD.
Looks like it could be developing some kind of exoskeleton based on the rigid structure around the front of the face. Wonder if the adult will have more armor plating.
Very observant! I agree this is a toddler.. hope mama does not show up before they escape… but you know she will!
I’m thinking baby dragon. Mama might be on her way!
Bad, bad miners!
Should not go ‘picking’ on the poor beastie? š
molerat
Your naked mole rat got into the steroids.
Floppy ears! Oh my! Can I keep it?
I’m glad I’m not the only one that thought it was adorable.
Actually, I think that’s not adorable. That looks like something I would have to kill.
I have a creeping suspicion that, despite its bodily proportions, if the pickax would be proportionally say one-tenth of its size the general vibe would go from “how cuuute” to “kill it! kill it!”.
PUPPY!!!
Zool! Zool mother@^#$er ZOOL!
I’ve seen too much nostalgia critic…
And I shall name him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy.
So the guy wasn’t delirious.
Looks like an Ancient Guardian from Don’t Starve.
Rhino molerat hybrid with mange and gigantism!