Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
It was… very small.
As far as my eagle eyes (aka zoom) could figure out, it could have been two people, or one person with something else smaller, like a cart.
Oops, new distraction, husband’s prolly dying, g2g!
Yeah here it comes. Its probably some weird cave virus. Everyone’s gonna die, or get eaten. Or both!
It’s dysentry, definitely.
Hydrogen Sulfide strikes again!
I don’t think hydrogen sulfide makes you cough up black ichor all over your pants..
Joel: Look, it’s an obvious distraction!
Crow: Look, it’s another obvious distraction!
Servo: Next distraction in five . . .four . . .three . . .