Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
A terrifying plot device! Oh no, it’s effectively adding mystery to an already foreshadowed theme of foreboding! But it’s still too far away to tell if it’s a motif or not. Can’t wait to find out!
LOL, perfect.
It’s behind you!
We’ll it is panto season…
Heavy storm shadows on the horizon lend an ill gained sense of security and comfort to the mines.
Or it’s the biggest Stork you ever saw. ;p
It’s the Exstorktionist! D:
.. and one from the grassy knoll. How appropriate, given the day.
“I’ll hear no more of your nonsense, Ann.
Look, a distraction!”
Two women doing chores, one admitting she uses birth control?
This sort of unabashed sexuality clearly indicates an eighteenth century slasher film. You may want to remove children from the room before viewing the next panel, as I suspect a bare ankle is due.
Ann: I am not so easily distracted, Etta.
Etta: I mean it. Look, it’s Godzilla!
Ann: That is an even worse attempt–
SREEEEEK–MRAAAW!
What’s that coming over the hill?
Is it a monster? Is it a monster?
(Sorry, I couldn’t help it)