Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Well that should take care of our Indian problems…
Maybe not. The rider on the horse is nonchalantly riding past, and the horse isn’t reacting at all. The one with the bow is just looking up to see how high it is. We’ll see when the creator submits the next part.
I don’t think the horse has had TIME to react. “Ba-shoom” is probably rather quick.
WELL that escalated quickly.
can we assume that is what was awakened “below?”
apparently the shooting of ann pissed him off a bit. I get that way sometimes…before I’ve had my coffee.
shooting the beastie was more likely what pissed him off
“-:I need about 3.50!”
dude, the mine entrance was *right there*.
I know you didn’t fit anyway, but still. Now there’s gonna be a draft.
What are the odds this new arrival has a name that sounds roughly like Ann and came when it heard it’s name being called?
“bašûm” means “to exist” in Akkadian.
(read: ba-shoom)
Oh my goodness
or maybe Oh my Godess?
It’s about now that the DM starts to snigger.
And I thought Ann’s arrow double tap ending was shocking ~ Toast!
THIS = Awesome!!!
Now we know who that “eye opener” belonged to…
Rock ON!
“I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
Heeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeesssss MOMMY!!!!!
Ray, you were supposed to think of the Sta-Puft marshmallow man. What the heck were you thinking?
We are gonna need a bigger gun.
It’s the human centipede!
The creepiest part of this? Not the thought that the mine shaft might have been going up some orifice (although that occurred to me when I saw how the mine wall texture looked like the little one). No, what creeps me out are the human hands on this thing.
there is always a bigger fish
I’m assuming Ba-Shoom is mummy subterranean monster, and she’s pissed.
The former mine owner?
What’s all of that racket up here? I wasn’t supposed to wake up until half past Armageddon! If this is another one of Loki’s jokes, I’m putting in a transfer to another pantheon.
“You kids stop all that fighting on my lawn or I’m telling your parents!”
Hey look! The other shoe!
Dammit not the ‘Other Shoe’ too!!!
I hates cosmic footwear!
At least poor brave Ann is not alive to see all this… or her man devoured, mutilated, or sacrificed to some horrible Cthulhu beast.
…but for the other woman and child… well this could be a horribly long and BAD end for her.. if it ends at all! ‘Never play a woman in a Call of Cthulhu game..!’
And yeah.. the hands on the ..whatever it is creep the hell out of me too!
I hope these stories are written in advance of the hullabaloo we spout here in the comments. While I find most webcomics interesting when fandom interacts with the creator (Hussie has in many cases obviously played off of his fans), in the case of a horror comic like this–where self-contained stories involve a lot of death–I worry that too many minds might mute the result.
Never fear.
Sorry, but that advice is very hard to follow when faced with horror. 😉
Holy shit. Wow. Is that the mother?
W HA T HOLY FUCK DIDN’T SEE THAT COMING
That came out of nowhere. Diabolus ex Machina.