Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
The party is underway
And that’s for killing my dog!!
Well that escalated… at a reasonable pace, actually, given the (apparent) demonic nature of that beast.
“Whoops, sorry, meant to shoot the beast thing.”
*thunk* “WHAAA DADDY”
“Oh jeez, my aim is really off today.”
I… admit I did not see that coming.
I’m guessing lovely Miss Ann didn’t either…
Not a bad Steve Martin impression.
PETA to the rescue!
This result was inevitable. Probably some sacrificial rite going on and they didn’t expect the to fight back.
I’m guessing they are terrified of whoevers dog she just shot and now fear that the owner is about to come topside and kill everything.
Fuckin’ called it, I think…
The cavalry arrived! Err… or something.
She’ll have a terrible time getting that bonnet off…
that looked like it hurt a bit
Aww… no. Poor guy lost his woman. š So is he going to become the other woman’s man now? Since her guy is done too? Why am I even thinking about that?
I’m guessing the newcomers are on the beast-like dog’s side.