Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Phew! Glad that’s over.
… And they all lived happily ever after.
This beastie is so disturbing… I just keep thinking of that old creepypasta about Mystery Cave. Yikes.
And then they ate him for dinner! “Mommy! Daddy tastes delicious!”
YEAH Baby! Called it! I Love a woman with a gun!
Welp, back to mining.
Any one wanna bet one shot doesn’t kill it?
Down with the patriarchy! Nice work!
This sort of reminded me of something the cops say in the video game Payday 1. “Double tap, triple tap, just keep tapping!”
I dont know guys
Last time sometime like this happened in a comic, I recall that the beast wasn’t alone
and the friends of the beast didn’t take it well
will harold transform into a new baby monster? is the naked sharpei rhino the mine’s former owner? keep tuned to find out!
I’m betting on Mom coming to rescue her baby, any moment now.
I think it’s going to take a lot more than that to kill it. It seems pretty tough.