Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mikeās sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed itās been a couple years since weāve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update Iāll ever share.
Well the fact that Robert appears to have red blood while the other man’s wound appears to be oozing black like the blood of the monster puppy is certainly telling of the nature of the wound. Hmm.
That’s just oxidation, mate.
Is the big bad monster smaller than anyone else expected
I’ve owned bigger dogs
Think of it more like a wild boar, rather than a dog, and it’s a lot more frightening.
Bad dog! No biscuit! Baaad dog…
Well I just hope Robert and Ann aren’t being punished for not wanting kids. š
I think it’s more along the lines of punishing them for leaving a pickaxe in it and hitting it with a chair.