Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Really? Smack with a camp chair? I’m surprised it felt that, given the disparity in weights. Our hero should drop that kindling and use, oh I don’t know, maybe a rock? Hopefully, it’s blood loss that is really making the monster feel it.
Camp stool to the FACE
Melty rhino-dog just wants to be loved ;_;
What they should really be worried about is its owner.
Heh…balsy… for such a impulsive reactionary assualt with an inferior weapon.
I guess Ms. Ann is a sufficient motivator.. 🙂
Bad dog!!! >:(
No, no, no! You fool! Don’t you realize what you have? The world’s first hypo-allergenic pet! Think of the money you can make!!! NOOOOO!
Kinda feel sorry for the little ‘pooch’… wonder what his parent/s will say/do… gotta love these tales… 🙂
I sure hope the little creature ends up being evil, because right now I feel very sorry for him. 🙁
Oh god what if the monster is just a poor miner that dug way too deep? Then we will have met the enemy and it is us! D:
of course it will end up evil! it just wanted to play and they put an axe in it’s back and a chair in it’s face. hard to stay nice with that treatment
That’s it! I am calling PETA this instant! This is NOT how you attempt to train a Rhino-Demon-Pup.
Tiny butthole! Yes. I’ve noticed -_-
Oh good, I’m not the only one.
And here I thought I might be the only one brave enough to admit I noticed he hit that rhinodemondog so hard its a-hole puckered
I wonder why the demondog chose to go outside after it had already been hurt badly from the creatures of the upside world. Maybe it was fleeing from some real danger from down below?
I imagine it’s like a dog that doesn’t know when to quit.
That little guy isn’t bad, there’s no way. Look at his cute little butt!
those teeth doesn’t look carnivorous
carnivorous teeth could look like that, besides, those are baby teeth.
Is it just me, or is that the most adorable grotesque demon I’ve ever seen? It looks more like a puppy who’s lost it’s mom than some flesh eating beast.
The Demon Pup is really the guardian of the mine… not from Humans, but from something REALLY evil from farther down inside the earth. Our humans will kill the pup and release the TRUE evil upon the world.
And the speck in the distance? Mike’s got me there.
Noo! You hurt the baby!!
Great, now I can’t stop staring.
I hope that puckered raisin hole plays some significant role in later events.
Betcha momma beast is standing right behind that guy.
You guys have it all wrong! The miner is actually really just a nice man that wanted to offer the poor wounded demon a seat, he was just a tad too enthusiastic.
LOL! And Hitler was only trying to spread German cultural appreciation across Europe…
this is awesome
Its the guy who made the original claim.
Guy that got bit is now infected and will transform the same way.
Those teeth look relatively blunt enough to REALLY hurt – like human or pig teeth almost. Sharp teeth are at least cold feeling (initially) as they slice off chunks of flesh because God is kind. Blunt toothed beasties like pigs can still take down wild deer with the mujlti-purpose grind-suitable choppers.