Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Oh.
If I were Oprah, I’d start running about two hours ago.
Me too. And we’d still be boned. Oh boy. 🙂
Ermahgerd!
Grandma, what big eyes you have.
–The better to see you with.
Grandma, what big mouths you have.
–The better to eat you with!!!
i had an ex girlfried who’ed do that when she got pissed of a lot oO
You dated her too?
I’ve seen a lot of hentai
But I sure as hell don’t know where this is going
My only regret is that this comment board doesn’t have the ability to “Like” someone’s comment.
Mouthy tentacles… Oh joy. Is there an “unsee” button around here somewhere? eep
… What are the attributes of such a god ?
Oh boy, Lovecraftian horrors. You can’t beat those sorta things. Oprah’s just dead now, kaput.
This seems like a good time for a specific Lovecraftian quote:
“Do not call up that which you cannot put down.”
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Ooops!
Ok. ok …OH SHIT!!!!
Wait. 1) ok, chuthlu thingy….you and yours may have authored the magiks…but still that does NOT mean that if the necromancers did their jobs right…they won’t work on YOU.
I mean Humans authored the Atom Bomb, and it works on us….Besides Would you be in there (as the Big “O”) if you didn’t have a follow up plan?
I sure as HELL would.
Oh btw, Your art is tremendous and I enjoy it very much!
Thanks. I had a tremendous amount of fun drawing this page.
Each story has at least one page I can’t wait to bring into the world. This is one of those pages. And this story might have at least one other.
I bet the chick every one has dubbed as ‘Oprah’ isn’t really human, either.
I bet Oprah’s willing to bet that the god’s still trapped. The god is simply playing the fear card.
So, that doesn’t look like Zeus, Apollo or Hades.
What greek god is this?
I believe that’s Tenticlese.
Cthulu-eww.
Seems to resemble Yog-Sothoth but far smaller…Perhaps a minor manifestation.
Definitely in-scale for being a Soggoth creature though, but the creatures were most notable for being shape-shifters rather than wielding magical power.
Reminds me of Alucard’s mouthed familiars. OM NOM NOM OPRAH
Hecate? Goddess of Magiks! Daughter of Titans….
You are all wrong, she is Aphrodite. Oh boy, the things she could do with that mouthy tentacles…
Well, if this Oprah is a real scientist, everything is recorded with video and other sensor. The experience reports and record would be kept safe on a remote location.
And even if this demon, sorry, I mean “god”, can escape and destroy everything, these record would stay.
And knowledge of the “ape playing with fire” would gain from this experience.
If “Oprah” have a real scientist mentality, she should be ready to risk her life for more knowledge.
Knowledge for her and/or for mankind.
I like the way you think, Sir/Madam.
Something, something, eat the fruit from the Tree of knowledge, something, the day you shall surely die, something, something.
Ummm…yeah.
She’s going to use it’s dark tentacle powers to grant her viewer’s wishes. It’s already lost.
Hmmm…a much simpler explanation is a hentai addiction
Did they change the Ancient One’s body to look like a woman, or was it already looking like a woman, or did they force it to inhabit a body, or what?
I’m really hoping for some answers, mike. Please? Maybe in some later comic?
Also, that statement about “my kind” meant that there are more like the Ancient One. Zoinks scion, we’re not in Kansas anymore.