Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Wow, these cops suck at their job.
Now I’m thinking that Deputy Sorry is in on it.
Yes darius, they sure do. Maybe the sheriff should look at employing the bank robber to replace those “injured” deputies…. he has a better shot than them, if anyone actually lives through this that is
Well, impressive. Two headshots in two fired shots. I’d like to see how this guy would shoot a Texas Star.
What kind of reaction is “Oops-a-daisy” after you just killed someone unintentionally?
If the deputy is in on it with the robbers, i don'[t see how killing the hostage would improve the bank robbers situation any, it might have distracted the cops some but if he’s just going to shoot them anyway a live shield might have worked better than a dead one.
Unless! the sheriff plans to rob the bank and is trying to remove as many witnesses and people who would stop him as possible.
This is a theory I could get behind. And then I would massage its shoulders.
Zombies?
“gaurd” =typo in second panel?
Thanks. Much appreciated.
Must have been the editor’s day off. 😉
is fake is game
That bastard just shot his colligue and went “oop-a-daisy” instead of “oh, shit STEEEEEVE!!!!!!!”.