Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
…The couple returns home without further incident, and lives happily ever after in complete normalcy…
At this point, that’s the only thing that would surprise me.
I’ve got a feeling that this isn’t going to start getting weird soon. Besides no one said anything about spinal atrophy
Its awfully hard to hold my tongue 🙂
I know that feeling well.
Shes alergic to water, it make her seize up like water in a gas line of a FORD.
This comic would make for far better television than anything I’ve seen on television.
Let’s just hope Fox doesn’t try to pick it up so it can be amazing and then cancelled. Anyone but Fox. Literally anyone else. Spike TV perhaps? The Seefee Channel? ION?
I wonder if her hair color means anything…and the fact that everything’s been pretty…blue…hmm.
…speaking of blue, aren’t tingling digits or limbs a sign of a loss of circulation to that body part? …I read, I infer, I shoot for the moon, it’s all good fun. 🙂
I somewhat agree.
NOTHING weird happening next would be the only true surprise.
And diabolically clever. ^^