Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
Remembers me of “that guy” from futurama…
My only regret is that I have boneitis
Her feet.
ow.
I was about to say “her spine” but oh man…
Dave! Quick! Move closer to her claws of death!
Toes shouldn’t do that.
I’m just not sure if we’ll ever get an explanation to why it’s happening. I wouldn’t put it pass FP to just leave it hanging.
I had a twice removed cousin like that…with the toes curled the other way and a face like a bird…She was supposed to be some sort of genius…maybe the price to pay for excessive brain activity?
Severe cases of rheumatoid arthritis have been known to cause similar symptoms. That seems like a far too simple explanation for this comic, however.
Man I get Charlie Horses like that in the morning too.
uncomfortable to look at. once had a disc blowout in the cervical region and had almost the same symptoms
Let me remind you. This is False Positive. Whatever it is, it will NOT have a rational medical explanation. And I don’t think the spine’s screwed yet, for me it just looks like she have turned to look at dave
She will deform and shrink becoming just a meatball.
I laughed so hard reading through the comments. You guys are awesome. 🙂