Dear False Positive Readers,
This is Ashley Walton, Mike’s sister and editor of False Positive. I have really terrible, awful news and a tiny bit of good news.
You might have noticed it’s been a couple years since we’ve posted anything on this website. Well, brace yourself for the saddest update I’ll ever share.
That’s what they always tell themselves…. *sigh*
shit things go wrong
A very graceful landing indeed.
Uh oh. Superhuman is right. I can just imagine what abilities all those liquids contain.
Oh Jesus that can’t possibly be good. From many perspectives.
Whoever owns that bag is gonna be piiiiissed…